The fact is this and it's quite true. I'm a crazy magnet Through and through! The type of jerk That plucks out me Is the one who lies Pathologically. From fights to wrecks Life threatening ails They'll bullshit me It never fails. Naivety The false pretence You'd think I'd have More common sense! To pull off faking You'd better be nimble I've been wising up On each quirky tremble. A faker will show The truth, it's ironic I'm keen on noting Liars mistakes are chronic.